La Bangkok
Sunday, March 4th, 2007What I learned:
- The easiest way to get booted off the Royal Palace grounds is by dressing indecently. Which in my case, applies to every single piece of clothing that I own.
- No matter how careful you bargain, you will always, ALWAYS, find the same dress at half the price the next day when you go shopping at another joint.
- If in doubt, take left. Especially useful when you are lost in the sea of people at the Suan Lum night market.
- Fake nails are horrible! If you think of getting some - don’t. Sure, they look real sexy and all. But it took me 20 minutes to take off my jeans to pee and by then I *almost* could not hold it anymore.
- Better than sex IS better than sex.
- You better weigh more than Nicole Richie if you want to brave the Skybar.
- For high marks during karaoke, sing as loud and as exaggerated as you can. It’s rated by decibels. The louder you are, you know the rest.
- You can fry anything. Yam, potatoes, pumpkins, bananas, pineapples - you name it.
- You can fall asleep despite having a masseuse sitting on your lower back and manipulating your spine. Or is that just me? (see previous post)
- I learn what a ‘ping pong’ is show. Disgusting. Thanks J, my horny french friend.
