Killing Time

It has been a very long time since I have written a song or played the guitar. Some time in mid-2006 I was seized by an intense desire to play a lot of piano so I have been transposing my songs from guitar to piano with little success. Mostly because I get bored of it every few days or so.

Thus, 2006 passed as another year where I did not write a single song (2005 was the other one). I don’t feel bad about it, only maybe slightly guilty whenever asked when I am going to upload new stuff onto my archive in Bolt.com.

Two days ago I saw a tabloid cover that screamed "Siti’s sexier after marriage" with a black bar covering her bosom. If that is considered sexy then I put the entire Kelantan state on fire. I wish this Siti circus would be over. She is an okay singer with an okay voice and an okay image. A lot of people dig her but to me she is bland and uninteresting. The old man once speculated that the reason I dislike Siti is because I am jealous of her which got me laughing milk was coming out of my nose. I would love to trade lives with Angelina Jolie. But Siti’s? Pass. I asked him, would you rather sit here talking to me or Siti? He made a face and said "I would have nothing to talk about with her." I rest my case.

So, in the spirit of Grudge Match (Electronic Gaming Monthly @ www.1UP.com), here is the blow by blow take of Ijah vs Siti Nurhaliza. You can vote if you want but (obviously) since this is my blog, your views don’t count.

*Team pink: Ijah
*Team blue: Siti

Postscript: If, for some reason the photos won’t load, just use your imaginations.

The Grand Cheese Crown Award

Category: Animal-Inspired Fashion

Leopard print strappy top by FENDI vs
Mermaid dress by Radzuan Radziwill: She won a best dress award for THIS! Honest.
Winner: Siti

Category: Best Known For

Boobies - these ain’t mine but I can guarantee you my girls are just as awesome vs
Miss goody two shoes
Winner: Ijah

Category: Creepy Factor

Telling fortunes (..though I am slightly younger and a tad more fashionable than this uncle) vs
Eating raw whole eggs in the bathroom before going onstage
Winner: Siti

Category: Love

The very married, very talented, very yummylicious mister Sakurai Kazutoshi vs
The (then) very married mister Khalid Jiwa sir.
Winner: Siti

Category: Reading Material
Electronic Gaming Monthly vs
Vogue (pronounced VO-GOO-EH, I kid you not)
Winner: Siti, on the strength of her pronunciation alone

Category: Favourite Body Part (photo is NSFW - not safe for work) 

See ‘Best Known For’ vs
Nipple, I mean, Dimple. Siti, a nipple is what you can see through Ms L Lo’s deliberately obscene dress.
Winner: Siti, for the slip.

Category: Catfights

Some lame-a**, stupid bimbo up on the 1st Floor of Amcorp Tower vs
The spectacular Siti-Tok Pah-Misha b*tchfest. How can I beat this, ever?
Winner: Siti

Ijah: 1; Siti: 6

Looks like Ijah can’t beat the awesome cheesiness that is Siti. Oh well.

This is what I hate most about the weekend. All I have eaten today is a plate of fried mihun that I cooked myself, a cup of (very thick) coffee and two (very small) slices of layer cake. Yet I feel like I overate. Somehow this feeling of being overly full ALWAYS, ALWAYS happen to me over the weekends… although I eat considerably less than what I would have during weekdays. It’s uncomfortable and it is annoying.

Does anyone get this way or is it just me? Is there a scientific explanation for this?

o·ver·eat (vr-t)

intr.v.  o·ver·ate (-t), o·ver·eat·en (-tn), o·ver·eat·ing, o·ver·eats

To eat to excess, especially when habitual.

over·eater n.

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